Today someone asked me how to pronounce Machias.
I told them Machias, but then I remembered
it’s not Machias, it’s Machias.
Whoops.

Anonymous said: be a seahorse

The chittering sound of a pharyngeal jaw clacking against bones.

phaller said: *even more drill noises*

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Anonymous said: draw a seahorse or ill be very sad

Prepare to be sad till atleast September then

Anonymous said: How big ur dick

7-8 inches depending on full arousal or not.

Send me asks so I can stay sane durring these trying times maybe. Or make me less sane. Either or will work really.

Anonymous said: Why aren't you reblogging?

I’m away from the computer to make some money.

cutlaska:

You will lose everything, once branded. Your past, your future, your very light.

cutlaska:

You will lose everything, once branded. Your past, your future, your very light.

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homerlaw said: COME TO REAL SNAKE CHURCH I PUT AN ADDER IN PAPAL VESTMENTS. YOU CAN GO TO CONFESSIONAL BUT ITS JUST A SNAKE IN A CARDBOARD BOX. SNAKECHURCH IS OPEN 24/7 AND HAS SERVICE UNDER A HEAT LAMP. ALSO MIGHT BE A PET STORE I GOT BANNED FROM.

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damnaveragesheep:

videodildonics:

Some people wanted me to cut the mystery ball open to find out what happened and….You were right! It all got eaten in the center.

Notice the fine line of blue all the way across the bottom - isn’t it rad? Also the center totally looks like a heart.

>only if they’re ugly

this is beautiful.  This is art.  I want to hang this on my damn wall THIS IS GREAT